east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

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hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

(via this--too--shall--pass)

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Calum from 5sos: *sends nude snapchat*
World: OMG yaaaaas
World: Boys will be boys
World: I still love him he's the best
Jennifer Lawrence: *iCloud gets hacked and private pics are leaked*
Victoria Justice: *Face gets photoshopped onto nudes*
World: Omg what sluts, they're terrible role models!!!